Scott Stilson


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A note on setting Buy It Now prices on eBay: Match the highest price among recently sold same items in similar condition. No need to discount.

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“I need a carrot.”

— Sullivan, reaching into the fridge to grab the bag of baby carrots after eating a sour gumball for the first time

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The only way to master something or become an expert in something is to practice and dig, dig, dig. The sooner I start doing this, the sooner I get happier about my skill set.

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Yoga. Feels. So good. I must incorporate it more into my life.

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Carla: Why were you acting so weird?
Scott: What do you mean? I wasn’t acting weird: I was being MYSELF!

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“Why would we compost them when I can convert them directly into biochemical energy?”

— Scott, answering Carla as to why he was going to eat a bag of freezer-burnt pierogies that Abram left us when he moved out

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“I have misgivings about doing anything, because it means I’m not doing everything else.”

— Scott, in the middle of preparing stuff for bulk trash pick-up

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“I need to bring the flashlight outside… because there are some dark spots.”

— Sullivan, getting ready to go to Spring Creek Park during daylight hours