“What does that third switch control?”
“I thought you knew!”
“I don’t know!” ✏️ 🎤 🎵
“What does that third switch control?”
“I thought you knew!”
“I don’t know!”
“Go ahead and flip it”✏️ 🎤 🎵
There is a man from Klinger Heights
Who keeps the good of man in sight
Always wants to please the Lord
And as a result, is never bored
His birthday today, we won’t say which
«cough 46!» Oop! That was a glitch.
You know what I need?
A MacArthur grant
I’ve got the genius
I just need the cash ✏️ 🎤 🎵
May you enjoy it
Even though I know you don’t enjoy it ✏️ 🎤 🎵
Good job
Punjab
The curry’s really good ✏️ 🎤 🎵
Take a look around, see which way the whim blows ✏️ 🎤 🎵
Lisa asked me She asked me just the other day She said, “Tim, tell me what bothers you.” I said, “Huh, tell you what bothers me? I don’t think a whole lot about what bothers me.
| They say isn’t good to dwell on that. |
|---|
| But since you asked, |
| And since you’re a friend, |
| Let me think about what bothers me.” |
| —- |
| Lisa, I’ll tell you what bothers me, |
| What makes |
| Roadkill. |
| Roadkill. |
| Roadkill makes me curse the day |
| That Henry Ford |
| What the hell’s the matter with society |
| We drive roughshod every little thing |
| Acting like we own the place ✏️ 🎤 🎵 |
Buildings have walls
Only by necessity ✏️ 🎤 🎵
I tend to hold in tension my intentions with your own ✏️ 🎤 🎵
I do what I can
I can what I do ✏️ 🎤 🎵
(h/t Carla)
Crosby, Stills, and gnashing of teeth
Wanna keep the young away
It’s not that I don’t wanna fight no more,
It’s just that I had a bad day. ✏️ 🎤 🎵
One step closer to nowhere ✏️ 🎤 🎵
Surely, Psalm twenty and three shall follow me all the days of my life. ✏️ 🎤 🎵
My clipping will be lost on the round trip to Tiny ✏️ 🎤 🎵
I see colors in the dark ✏️ 🎤 🎵
Revive us, O Lord.
But this time, do it right. ✏️ 🎤 🎵
Questions are good.
Answers are better. ✏️ 🎤 🎵
I can’t sleep at night.
Why?
It’s the problem of the heels.
I can’t win this fight.
Why?
It wasn’t part of the deal.
All I want is to feel the same
We could be walking on the ocean
But something’s always wrong ✏️ 🎤 🎵
I’ve gotta get a hold on my face ✏️ 🎤 🎵
I don’t want your mollification.
I want your real remorse. ✏️ 🎤 🎵
Your guyline is showing ✏️ 🎤 🎵
May may be merry
Yet September’s the real cherry ✏️ 🎤 🎵
You bring the fog
In the fall a soft fog
And I follow a call
Saying, “Come” ✏️ 🎤 🎵
Bet your scruples have some loopholes ✏️ 🎤 🎵