Scott Stilson


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I think some people think of Carla and me as hippies because of our relative lack of ambition.

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Dr. Seuss should’ve entitled it Oh, the Mistakes You’ll Make!

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headlamp + summertime + living next to a large park → reading a book while meandering outdoors at night 🔦📚

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The pitch clock has worked: Baseball has become enjoyable to watch! ⚾️

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I stand with carbohydrates. 🍞

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Might makes blight. ✏️ 🎤 🎵

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You said it was a long-term plan. So why start now?

— Éa

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Air: the original social medium.

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Any time I see people with AirPods in their ears, I can’t help but think they’re trying to save their half-eaten candy cigarettes for later.

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With the advent of Rivian electric pickup trucks, not to mention Tesla’s plans and Ford’s all-electric F-150, my appetite for a new vehicle has finally come. But it’s better for the environment for me to run the Mazda into the ground first. So hold up, lil’ dogie.

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Zits comic strip from August 1, 2019

This.

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Well, what do you know? We just contributed to the happiness, or at least the punctuality, of fellow travelers from Quebec to Baxter State Park. And the border guards on the logging roads near Saint-Just-de-Bretenières got their wish to be a little lonelier:

Email from Google Maps to Scott acknowledging his suggestion to eliminate an errant navigation suggestion for between Quebec City and Baxter State Park

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A cheer for the red team, whom we beat, 12–8, sung to the tune of “Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer”:

O, how the black team loves you,
And we’ll shout it out with glee:
Good game, Red Bull frisbee,
You’ll go down in history!

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Sorry! I got into my whistling.

— Scott, as we swerve off and back onto the road

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Scott: No! You gave them expectations that I have to live up to!
Carla: Scott, I just spoke positively about you!